we're just wondering about the prostate massagers.' I blushed, 'OH, NO NO! I'm not gay, I'm straight.' so I did something that I never did with a stranger, I opened up, 'I have ED, and I've done some reading and some people say these things help. I just turned 50 a few days ago, and my wife is at home banging her girlfriend and I'm just here. browsing because - well I just took a damn Cialis and. I'm not a creep or anything.' The brunette smirked, 'You don't look 50 at all, I thought you were about 35 or 40 at most.' Purple haired girl nudged her friend, 'he's cute for a 50 year old.' They both giggled and blushed. I didn't know what to say, this was odd because I've never talked to anyone in any adult bookstore given the exception of the checkout clerk.
They saw I was struggling too, and the purple haired one spoke up. 'So you let your wife bang other women? That's kinda hot. I just broke up with my boyfriend, and Amanda just doesn't like dating at all so we're both kinda of single but we keep each other company if you know what I mean?' My dick twitched.
